1. Auxiliary Crush - my student coordinator in the caf tonight. He reminded me of Scott Evans guy at Tios. But not Scott Evans at all really.
2. REAL Crush - My Polish Lit. Prof. Benjamin Paloff. He wants us to call him Benjamin. Bald by choice. Had cute glasses on today. From Jersey and makes fun of it. Came into class drinking a venti Starbucks. I was skeptic at first and didn't know if I should have a crush on him because I'm always wrong about these things and I know that after a few weeks I wouldn't like him. But today in class he showed a slide of an author and said that "People should really think about bringing back the handlebar mustache." That did it. Polish swoon.